Khaleesi Breeze

My tits are too nice for my life to be like this

professionaldaydreamer2:

Coping strategy for when you are trapped in conversations with obnoxious people:
1. Pick a spot nearby, around eye level, preferably a small object. That is now the camera.
2. When they say something you just cannot stand, look directly into the camera like you’re on The Office
3. Repeat as often as needed

(via dor-mouse)

crustypork:

when you’re hungry and your friends won’t share their food with you

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Luckily Jonathan and Tia would never dare cross me like that 😏 and they love me so of course they’d share!

(via ruinedchildhood)

—Pop punk bands saying "friends"

sagexhaley:

Pop punk bands saying “friends”

(via milesjai)