Khaleesi Breeze

My tits are too nice for my life to be like this


We are not staying at Moe’s.Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.And she’s a mean drunk.

We are not staying at Moe’s.
Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.
And she’s a mean drunk.

(Source: fyspringfield.com, via penishole)

When you need to stop an asteroid, you get Superman. When you need to solve a mystery, you call Batman. But when you need to end a war, you get Wonder Woman.

Gail Simone, Wonder Woman: The Circle

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edgarsucks:

I get the same feeling watching this that I imagine other people do from baking souffles.

mosoli:

but first, let me take a selkie (steals a mythical half-seal creature from scotland)

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I’m in the mood for men to flirt with me

I’m in the mood for men to flirt with me